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I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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