what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize
