know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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