i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
two words: eviction party
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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