No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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