I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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