My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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