Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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