But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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