its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
smell my finger.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You were trust falling into bushes
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