I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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