we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
