the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my being single is dangerous.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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