how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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