Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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