this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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