with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The struggles of a small town man whore
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
These tits shall not be calmed
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