This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
MIDGETS
????
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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