It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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