D3 body, D1 cock
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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