"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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