To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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