he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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