You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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