piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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