Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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