I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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