last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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