I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
wanna go halves on a baby?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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