Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
