You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We are two peas in an std pod
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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