'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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