I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
