if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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