I think my vagina is haunted
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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