I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
sex in a hospital.. check
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
