Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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