I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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