She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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