Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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