You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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