There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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