She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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