gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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