It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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