My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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