gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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