I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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