So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We need to get me chipped asap
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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