Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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