so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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